Month: August 2017

Cake Jokes

Got a fantastic stereo made of cake. It's a gateau blaster.

I was reminded of an old joke about cakes this week and was surprised to find I had not already included a page of cake based puns, so here are some cake jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A man walks into a bakery with a… Continue reading Cake Jokes

Exam Jokes

Just go an A, a C, a D and a C in my A Levels and have been accepted by a university in Yorkshire. I'm on a highway to Hull.

It’s exam season at the moment with lots of people getting their results, so here are some exam jokes. I remember getting my A level results really clearly, best wishes to all those who just got their results. Of course, these jokes as normal come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…      … Continue reading Exam Jokes

Rocket Jokes

I used to wonder if Elton John liked lettuce, then realised he's more of a rocket man.

The topic for this week’s page of puns is rocket jokes, so hopefully these will take off. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     I used to wonder if Elton John liked lettuce, then realised he’s more of a rocket man.   Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket… Continue reading Rocket Jokes

Shell Jokes

What's made of chocolate, has a shell and lives at the bottom of the sea? An oyster egg.

Inspired by a few recent summertime trips to the seaside, this week’s puns and one liners take the form of shell jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality….  And a few of them do stretch the definition of shell.     If you listen to a UNIX shell, can you… Continue reading Shell Jokes