This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Graffiti Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A friend lost his job as a graffiti artist. To be fair, the writing has been on the wall for some time.
Bought some graffiti proof paint. It’s unremarkable.
I know a graffiti artist who always works on clear, fresh paint. Blanksy.
Saw some graffiti on the physics department of the local unviersity: “Heisenberg may have been here”
The word on the street is Graffiti.
Saw a bit of a friend’s mural and didn’t like it. He said I should see the big picture.
Saw someone painting pictures of animals with long necks on walls. Giraffiti.
A friend of mine got cold when spraying graffiti so he put on another coat.
I know someone who swings from ropes whilst spray painting pictures of vegetables in cages. He’s a trapped peas artist.
A friend’s graffiti art is always free. It’s on the house.
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