Graffiti Jokes

Bought some graffiti proof paint. It's unremarkable.
Bought some graffiti proof paint. It's unremarkable.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Graffiti Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

A friend lost his job as a graffiti artist. To be fair, the writing has been on the wall for some time.

Bought some graffiti proof paint. It’s unremarkable.

I know a graffiti artist who always works on clear, fresh paint. Blanksy.

Saw some graffiti on the physics department of the local unviersity: “Heisenberg may have been here”

The word on the street is Graffiti.

Saw a bit of a friend’s mural and didn’t like it. He said I should see the big picture.

Saw someone painting pictures of animals with long necks on walls. Giraffiti.

A friend of mine got cold when spraying graffiti so he put on another coat.

I know someone who swings from ropes whilst spray painting pictures of vegetables in cages. He’s a trapped peas artist.

A friend’s graffiti art is always free. It’s on the house.

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