This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Degree Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… The recipe said “place the stew in the oven at 180 degrees”. Now it’s poured all over the place. I always find square rooms are very hot. All the corners are 90… Continue reading Degree Jokes
Month: March 2023
Bald Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bald Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A bald friend had some rabbits tattooed on his head. They look like hares from a distance. Bought a bald friend a comb for his birthday. He says he’ll never part with… Continue reading Bald Jokes
Packet Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Packet Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I was so tired this morning that after half an hour trying to do a jigsaw of a tiger, I realised it was actually a packet of Frosties. Standing in the supermarket,… Continue reading Packet Jokes
Piano Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Piano Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why is it so hard to open a piano? Because all the keys are on the inside. Saw a fish that keeps musical instruments working properly. He’s a piano tuna. A friend… Continue reading Piano Jokes
Sail Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sail Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I’ve started a new business making ships in bottles in my attic. Sails have hit the roof. Why are fast yachts like popular furniture stores? Both always seem to have a sail… Continue reading Sail Jokes