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Giraffe Jokes

I gambled on a giraffe race the other day. Mine came second. Lost by a neck. It was nowhere near.

I asked my wife what the subject should be for this week’s one-liners, and she suggested giraffes.  I have no idea why.  So, here is a collection of giraffe jokes, and some are contributed by Mrs H.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality…       A teacher asks the… Continue reading Giraffe Jokes

Library Jokes

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on 'Finding Bigfoot'. The librarian directs him to the large print section.

It seems that jokes about libraries and librarians are all the rage, so it seemed that it would be a good topic for this week’s collection of one-liners and puns, so here are some library jokes.  Of course, if these were in a library, it is unlikely that the Dewey Decimal system would have them… Continue reading Library Jokes

Dream Jokes

I dreamt I wrote The Hobbit the other night. I think I was Tolkein in my sleep.

The title of this week’s page of one-liners and puns is Dream Jokes, but before you think that these are perfect in a dreamy way, they are actually just a series of corny jokes about dreams.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of being either funny or original…       I dreamt I… Continue reading Dream Jokes

Internet Jokes

When Dracula shops online, he keeps clicking on the button that says "Your account".

The topic for this week’s one-liners and puns is Internet jokes, so a collection of funnies about this wonderful medium through which we communicate. As always, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality….       It’s not always easy shopping on eBay. I searched for cigarette lighters, and got over 10000 matches.… Continue reading Internet Jokes

Train Jokes

A friend of mine quit his job as a reporter and left town by railway. It was an ex-press train.

As I was on the train on the way home last night, I thought hat a good topic for this week’s puns and one-liners would be train jokes, so here are a collection of railway related gags. As always, don’t expect them to be too funny or too original…     A friend got to… Continue reading Train Jokes

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