More Career Jokes

Quite difficult to get a job at Citroen. Had to send them 2 CVs.

This week’s joke theme is jobs, following on from this page, so here are some more career jokes for you.  Don’t expect too much originality or hilarity…       I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.   Quite difficult to get a job at Citroen. Had to send them 2… Continue reading More Career Jokes

Cheese Jokes

I saw a toddler with a tiny Edam strapped to his bike. Must have been his baby bell.

As the weekly joke updates recently have taken a theme, it seemed only right that the cheesey jokes should have a week where the subject was actually cheese jokes, and here it is. I normally comment that you should not expect the jokes to be particularly funny or original, and that is particularly true of… Continue reading Cheese Jokes

Sports Jokes

If I was a wrestler with triplets I'd name them Niagara, Victoria and "The Hunt For Red October". Or, two falls and a sub mission.

In keeping with recent joke updates having a theme, as per a request from Kevin, here are a series of sports jokes. As normal, don’t expect them to be original, or for that matter, terrifically funny….     Local tennis club’s website is down.  I think they are having problems with their server.   No… Continue reading Sports Jokes

Salad Jokes

One of the issues with making salad is bland lettuce. It's a problem that needs addressing.

Following on from last two weeks’ themed jokes, at Kevin’s request, I thought that this week could follow the same idea, but making use of my sister in law, Hannah’s joke from last week which made me chuckle, so here are some salad jokes. An unusual option, I know… ..and there is a joke linking… Continue reading Salad Jokes