Month: September 2018

Polo Jokes

Really good idea to start manufacturing polos without the hole in the middle. They must be making an absolute mint.

A conversation this week included discussing water polo, so the topic for this week’s puns and one liners is Polo Jokes. Not all of the water variety, various interpretations of the word Polo. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       The key thing that stopped me being a… Continue reading Polo Jokes

Number Jokes

My pet snake is exactly 3.14 metres long. He’s a πthon.

The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is Number Jokes, with a few tenuous links. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven… Continue reading Number Jokes

Raffle Jokes

At a raffle. All got a bit complicated when they called out the winner's name. Some chap called Spartacus.

I was reminded this week of an old joke about a raffle (it’s the first one below), so what better a topic for a page of puns and one liners than raffle jokes. As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… At a raffle. All got a bit complicated when they called… Continue reading Raffle Jokes

Sofa Jokes

One of my best childhood memories was falling asleep on the sofa and waking up in bed thinking "wow, I can teleport".

This week’s collection of puns and one liners take the form of Sofa Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… but if you do like your jokes corny, take a seat and have a read…       Heard about someone addicted to eating sofas. He’s got a suite tooth.… Continue reading Sofa Jokes