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Werewolf Jokes

How do you make a werewolf stew? Leave him waiting for the full moon.

It’s Halloween weekend and as we have previously had Ghost Jokes, Dracula Jokes, Vampire Jokes and Halloween Jokes, so this year here are some Werewolf Jokes.  As normal don’t expect these to be too hilarious or original…       How do you know if Father Christmas is really a werewolf? He has Santa claws…… Continue reading Werewolf Jokes

Fire Jokes

Someone threw my 70s records on the fire. It was a disco inferno.

It’s autumn, not long before the clocks change, and Halloween is around the corner. This week has seen us sitting at home in the evening with the fire lit, so the theme for this week’s one liners is Fire Jokes. As normal, don’t expect any originality or hilarity…       Bought a friend a… Continue reading Fire Jokes

Sandwich Jokes

Some friends are discussing the best way to make a toasted sandwich. I'm playing Breville's Advocate.

This week’s topic for one liners is sandwich jokes, so hopefully you will like the filling here.  As normal, they do not come with any guarantee of either originality or hilarity….       A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says “we don’t serve food”.   What is yellow and white and travels… Continue reading Sandwich Jokes

Glass Jokes

What do you call a woman who plays pool whilst balancing four pint glasses on her? Beatrix Potter.

The topic for this week’s one liners and puns is glass jokes, which as normal come with no guarantee of humour or originality…       Saw a chess player snacking on crisps whilst drinking from an exotic looking glass. Pawn Cocktail.   A friend’s pessimistic attitude cost him his job as a barman. With… Continue reading Glass Jokes

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