Month: December 2015

Reindeer Jokes

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer…

It’s Christmas Day, and as we have already had Christmas Cracker Jokes and Christmas Jumper Jokes, here are some Reindeer Jokes.  These jokes, as normal, come with no guarantee of funniness or originality… What is the difference between St George and Santa’s reindeer? One slays a dragon, the others are dragging a sleigh. What do… Continue reading Reindeer Jokes

Star Wars Jokes

adobe wan kenobi

You may have noticed that there is a new Star Wars film which has been released this week, and many people like me are hoping to relive that childhood excitement of seeing the original films in the series, and that The Force Awakens is more like the original three films than the prequels. I’m off… Continue reading Star Wars Jokes

Winter Jokes

Cold weather is here. Had to scrape ice of my windscreen this morning. Used my supermarket loyalty card. Only got 10% off.

It’s getting a bit cold, wet and wintry outside at the moment – at least, it is here in the UK – so it seems time for some winter jokes.  Don’t expect there to be too much hilarity or originality though….       How do you make a bed in winter? With sheets of… Continue reading Winter Jokes

Lorry Jokes

A lorry load of marmite has crashed on the M4. It's on the yeast bound carriageway.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Lorry Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Traffic jam caused by a lorry load of terrapins hitting a lorry load of tortoises. Turtle chaos.   Saw a film about a lorry load of shoemakers. What a… Continue reading Lorry Jokes