Peg Jokes

with a drier sense of humour

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Peg Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Had a race to see who could hang out our towels on the washing line quickest. It was level pegging. Got camping insurance but apparently if someone steals my… Continue reading Peg Jokes

Submarine Jokes

unfortunately it went under

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Submarine Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       If I was a wrestler with triplets I’d name them Niagara, Victoria and “The Hunt For Red October”. Or, two falls and a sub mission. Got a twelve inch… Continue reading Submarine Jokes

Stamp Jokes

It was a first class outfit

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Handle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       What did the stamp say to the card? Stick with me and we’ll go places… Stamps. They sit in the corner and do nothing all day and somehow still… Continue reading Stamp Jokes

Message Jokes

Accordian to a recent scientific study inserting instruments into messages often goes unnoticed

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Message Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A friend had bred a messenger pigeon with a woodpecker. Not only does it deliver a message, it knocks the door when it gets there. Saw an ancient secret… Continue reading Message Jokes

Handle Jokes

Friend quit his job at the door factory He just couldn't get a handle on it

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Handle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I hailed a taxi, pointed to the car in front and said to the driver “follow him!”. He said “Sure, what’s his Twitter handle?” What’s the best way to… Continue reading Handle Jokes