This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Peg Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Had a race to see who could hang out our towels on the washing line quickest. It was level pegging. Got camping insurance but apparently if someone steals my… Continue reading Peg Jokes
Month: April 2021
Submarine Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Submarine Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… If I was a wrestler with triplets I’d name them Niagara, Victoria and “The Hunt For Red October”. Or, two falls and a sub mission. Got a twelve inch… Continue reading Submarine Jokes
Stamp Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Handle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What did the stamp say to the card? Stick with me and we’ll go places… Stamps. They sit in the corner and do nothing all day and somehow still… Continue reading Stamp Jokes
Handle Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Handle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I hailed a taxi, pointed to the car in front and said to the driver “follow him!”. He said “Sure, what’s his Twitter handle?” What’s the best way to… Continue reading Handle Jokes