This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Peg Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Had a race to see who could hang out our towels on the washing line quickest. It was level pegging.
Got camping insurance but apparently if someone steals my pegs and tent in the middle of the night I’m no longer covered.
I pegged some of my jokes to a washing line to appeal to those with a drier sense of humour.
I know a girl called Peg. I met her online.
I used to dress off the peg but now my neighbours bring their laundry in at night.
Glad to see the monk next door pegging his clothes to his washing line. He used to have a dirty habit.
My neighbour has loads of banknotes pegged to his clothes line. I think he’s involved in money laundering.
I saw someone had pegged a telephone to their washing line. I think it’s for a clothes call.
There was a robbery at my local laundry. A couple of pegs held up a shirt.
I knew it wasn’t a good sign when we arrived at the camp site and the next pitch had a ripped canvas and broken pegs. It was a portent.
If you like these peg jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.