Month: February 2023

Satellite Jokes

When a satellite falls to earth, do newspapers publish its orbituary?

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Satellite Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… There aren’t many decent satellite jokes. Most go over your head. What do you call a robot that changes the direction of a satellite? R2 Detour. A satellite dish married an aerial.… Continue reading Satellite Jokes

Cymbal Jokes

It's not that hard to get a job as a percussionist, you just have to answer the cymbal questions.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cymbal Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… The conductor told the drums, xylophones, cymbals, bells and gongs to play their section twice. There will be re-percussions. I keep hearing xylophones, cymbals and other percussion instruments in my loft. It’s… Continue reading Cymbal Jokes

Seed Jokes

My pet chickens don't seem to be able to eat the new seed I got them even though it looks perfect. It was described as impeccable.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Seed Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… That’s the last time I send my mate to get me some pollyfila. He’s come back with some parrot seed. I bought some bird seed months ago, but still haven’t managed to… Continue reading Seed Jokes

Museum Jokes

Went to the new Paris Disco museum, Le Grouvre.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Museum Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… and some are maybe best placed in a museum. The local television controller museum has had almost no visitors. People are not remotely interested. Local museum has a new dinosaur exhibit. Don’t… Continue reading Museum Jokes