The topic for this week’s collection of one-liners and puns is Shopping Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality, but I do hope that you enjoy them anyway…. Friend of mine got drunk and went to an auction. He doesn’t remember a lot. Ever since buying… Continue reading Shopping Jokes
Month: January 2014
Dog Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Dog Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend’s dog swallowed a cushion. The vet has described its condition as comfortable. Friend’s dog just got a place in a canine display team. It wasn’t easy,… Continue reading Dog Jokes
Money Jokes
The theme of this week’s one-liners and puns is money jokes, which come with the normal caveats of not to expect them to be either too funny or too original. I hope you enjoy them anyway…. When is it most likely to rain money? When there is change in the weather… … Continue reading Money Jokes
Time Jokes
After last week’s sign jokes, a similar one word theme for this week; time jokes. Below are a series of one-liners that have a comment about time in some way (a few a bit tenuous), and all come with the usual caveats of a lack of originality and not being that funny. I do hope… Continue reading Time Jokes
241543903, The number for a head in the freezer
I was talking to a colleague today who mentioned that he had recently bought a freezer, so I asked him if he had google 241543903. This confused him, until he did Google that number, which answered his question as to why I had enquired, but in its own way, created more questions than it answered.… Continue reading 241543903, The number for a head in the freezer
Sign Jokes
Welcome to the first series of jokes for 2014. After a few weeks of jokes about Christmas, and related topics like Christmas Crackers and jumpers, a new subject this week. Here are some sign jokes, although do not expect the New Year to have brought a new quality of jokes, or any originality or… Continue reading Sign Jokes