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Twitter Jokes

Every time I go on Twitter, I get this weird feeling that I'm being followed.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Twitter Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter”. “Sorry, I don’t follow you”. Commented on Twitter earlier about a cold sore on my lip. Now it’s gone viral. Take heed… Continue reading Twitter Jokes

Cure Jokes

I've got an odd illness where I deny the existence of some 80s bands. There's no Cure.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cure Jokes, although they may well not cure anyone’s lack of laughter… as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.       I asked the doctor if he could cure my measles. He said he doesn’t make rash promises.   A… Continue reading Cure Jokes

Suit Jokes

Got a new eco-friendly suit made of cactus leaves. I look really sharp in it.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of suit jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A friend of mine always wears a suit of armour when he goes bowling. Apparently he plays knights.   Friend of mine took up mountaineering whilst wearing a suit… Continue reading Suit Jokes

Corner Jokes

I spotted a group of people standing on the corner of the street drinking Earl Grey. Turns out it was a T junction.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of corner jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Stamps. They sit in the corner and do nothing all day and somehow still travel all over the world.   Was working as a delivery driver. Asked the recipient… Continue reading Corner Jokes

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