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Suit Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of suit jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…


A friend of mine always wears a suit of armour when he goes bowling. Apparently he plays knights.


Friend of mine took up mountaineering whilst wearing a suit and reenacting scenes from Rocky. He’s got the Tie of the Eiger.


Iron Man had a go at making formal clothes, but it wasn’t his strong suit.


Once went to a Prime Minister themed fancy dress party as Winston Churchill, complete with suit, coat and hat. Didn’t quite win. Close but no cigar.


Threw a ball for my dog last night. It’s a bit extravagant I know but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner suit.


A salesman casually walks into the office when his boss says “why aren’t you wearing a suit?”


Bought a new jacket suit the other day and it burst into flames. Well, it was a blazer.


Got a new suit recently made entirely of living plants. I wasn’t sure at first, but it’s grown on me.


I used to be brilliant at standing in the rain in a suit of armour. Now I’m a bit rusty.


Got a new eco-friendly suit made of cactus leaves. I look really sharp in it.


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