This week’s puns and one liners take the form of corner jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Stamps. They sit in the corner and do nothing all day and somehow still travel all over the world.
Was working as a delivery driver. Asked the recipient where he wanted his giant roll of bubble wrap. He said “pop it in the corner”. Took me three and a half hours.
Found that the best way to use scissors to make a perfect paper circle is not to cut any corners.
Bought a reflective jacket. It sits in the corner and reads Descartes.
I keep seeing printers, scanners and webcams out of the corner of my eye. It’s my peripheral vision.
Someone took a photo of me singing REM songs at karaoke. That’s me in the corner.
Local football team has a triangular pitch. I think someone took a corner.
A friend of mine always appears on the corner of maps. He’s a legend.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be called the Bermuda Rectangle until one of the corners mysteriously disappeared.
I know a dog who goes and sits in the corner every time the doorbell rings. He’s a boxer.
Went to the local corner shop. Bought four corners.
I always find square rooms are very hot. All the corners are 90 degrees.
I spotted a group of people standing on the corner of the street drinking Earl Grey. Turns out it was a T junction.
If you like these corner jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.