Sunny Jokes

X Factor: The original Roman sun cream.

It’s been a delightfully sunny week in the UK, which is more of a surprise in late June for some than it should be, so what better topic for a page of puns than sunny jokes. It’s been an effort even typing them in this weather. As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity… Continue reading Sunny Jokes

Gambling Jokes

I make a bet with a local farmer each year as to which lamb will jump highest. I like a gambol.

The topics for this week’s puns and one liners is gambling jokes. I should add that I’m not much of a gambler; the biggest wagers I seem to make are playing 2p machines at seaside resorts, so I am far from an expert in the topic. As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity… Continue reading Gambling Jokes

Snooker Jokes

I like telekinetic snooker, but you do have to be in the right frame of mind.

Looking back through some old posts, I realised there were lots of puns about snooker, but not a dedicated page, so this week’s one liners take the form of snooker jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. If you’re a fan of snooker and enjoy watching it on British TV,… Continue reading Snooker Jokes

Supermarket Jokes

Bilbo always has trouble with self service checkouts in Supermarkets. It keeps telling him that there’s an unexpected item in the Baggins area.

The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is Supermarket Jokes. As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Standing in the supermarket, I wasn’t sure which pasta to buy. Then the penne dropped.   My local supermarket is selling superhero toiletries for kids, like Batman shampoo. I’m… Continue reading Supermarket Jokes

Kitchen Jokes

A friend of mine used to install kitchen work surfaces but he was arrested for counter fitting.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of kitchen jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     What do Santa’s elves cook with in the kitchen? A u-tinsel.   One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music. Think it’s the Chopin board.   When… Continue reading Kitchen Jokes