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Bubble Wrap Jokes

I've managed to cross fairy liquid with hip hop music. I call it Bubble Wrap.

I normally add a page of jokes every Friday, but an exception this week for an additional page of jokes. The last Monday in January is Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day when the world can celebrate the Sealed Air product that may be ubiquitous but still makes grown ups and children stop what they are doing… Continue reading Bubble Wrap Jokes

Crumble Jokes

A huge ship with a cargo of apple crumble sank recently. The coastguard have warned sailors to be on the lookout for unusual currants.

After last week’s rhubarb jokes and previous apple jokes, this week we have some crumble jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Went to the shop today to buy some blackberries and apples to make a crumble, but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip.  … Continue reading Crumble Jokes

Rhubarb Jokes

I'm protecting my allotment from burglars by surrounding it with rhubarb wire.

This week’s one liners and puns take the form of rhubarb jokes.  As always, they come with no guarantee of originality or hilarity…     I’m protecting my allotment from burglars by surrounding it with rhubarb wire.   My neighbour puts manure on his rhubarb.  I prefer custard.   Where does rhubarb go for a… Continue reading Rhubarb Jokes

Fog Jokes

I used some magic to make some fog laugh. It was mist tickle.

The inclement weather that has plagued my morning commute this week seemed as good an inspiration as any for some puns, so here is a page of fog jokes. I should add, though, that I do remember a journey around the M25, London’s orbital road, about twenty years ago, with a friend who asked why… Continue reading Fog Jokes

Breakfast Jokes

I've made a really hot breakfast, but I'm not one to blow my own crumpet.

Welcome to the first blog post of 2018, and as it’s good to start with a hearty breakfast, here are some breakfast jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Why do people normally only have a single egg for breakfast in France?  Because one egg is an oeuf.… Continue reading Breakfast Jokes

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