Music Festival Jokes

Earth wind and fire

It’s the weekend of Glastonbury, and a couple of weeks ago I found myself at the Download festival at Donington Park, so it seems as good a time as any to have a page of one-liners and puns on the topic of music festival jokes.  As normal, don’t expect these to be either original or… Continue reading Music Festival Jokes

Scrabble Jokes

Suspect there will never be an edible version of Scrabble, but if there is, I'll eat my words.

This week’s collection of puns and one-liners is, for no particular reason, made up of Scrabble jokes. This could spell disaster…  As normal, they come with no guarantee of either funniness or originality… Old McDonald had a rubbish hand at scrabble. E-I-E-I-O. Scrabble is all fun and games until someone loses an i. Friend of… Continue reading Scrabble Jokes

Chair Jokes

I was working in a call centre when an irate caller asked to speak to someone higher up. So I stood on a chair.

The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one-liners is chair jokes. Here are a series of particularly short jokes on the topic.  As normal, they come with no guarantees of funniness or originality…     A friend of mine failed his chair exam. He’s going to resit.   How do you make a… Continue reading Chair Jokes

Sat Nav Jokes

Got stuck in traffic for so long the other day that even the sat nav said "Are we nearly there yet?"

My wife got a new sat nav yesterday, so in honour of that, here are some sat nav jokes. As normal, this collection of one-liners and puns comes with no guarantee of either funniness or originality….     I love my sat nav. I’d be lost without it.   Not sure about my new sat… Continue reading Sat Nav Jokes