This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bleach Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I’ll tell you an industry that’s going down the toilet: Bleach.
Don’t combine bleach with vinegar, it’s an oxidant waiting to happen.
A group of cleaners I know have started a surf rock band. The Bleach Boys.
No idea why anyone would use cleaning products on their skeleton. Bleach to their bone, as they say.
I used to have a job cleaning the inside of cannon with bleach, then they fired me.
A friend was addicted to thinking he wanted to drink bleach, but he’s clean now.
What does Dolly Parton use instead of bleach in her pool? Chlorine, chlorine, chlorine chlorine.
Asked in a chemists what I could use instead of bleach. Person said “Ammonia cleaner”. I said “sorry, I thought you worked here”.
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