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Mortgage Jokes

Disappointed that the bank turned down a mortgage on a building for my Desserts by Drone business. They said it was just pie in the sky.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mortgage Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Went to the bank to sort out my mortgage and got directed to someone dressed as a cowboy. Think he was the loan arranger. Found out the interest that buccaneers pay on… Continue reading Mortgage Jokes

Mud Jokes

Was out cycling and someone told me that one of my mud flaps had fallen off. I said I'd carry on rear guardless.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mud Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Went to Glastonbury once with a dull friend. They were a real stuck in the mud. I used to be addicted to mud wrestling but I’ve been clean for years now. Went… Continue reading Mud Jokes

Wardrobe Jokes

s one door closes, another one opens. Wish I'd paid more attention to the assembly instructions for this wardrobe.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Wardrobe Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Read a book about a fictional character laundering their clothes and putting them away. The Iron, The Witch and The Wardrobe Went into my bedroom the other day and saw that the… Continue reading Wardrobe Jokes

Escape Jokes

I trained some fish to escape. A koi, B koi and C koi all got away because everyone chased the D koi.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Escape Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A group of escaped prisoners fell into some concrete as part of their getaway. Police are looking for hardened criminals. My keyboard is missing a key. There’s no escape. How did the… Continue reading Escape Jokes

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