This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mud Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Went to Glastonbury once with a dull friend. They were a real stuck in the mud.
I used to be addicted to mud wrestling but I’ve been clean for years now.
Went to my allotment recently and someone has added loads of mud to the top of it. The plot thickens…
Bought a new mouse mat today. Will stop him bringing mud into the house.
Saw a big male cow stuck in mud. Terra-bull.
Wondered why my coffee tasted like mud. Turns out it was freshly ground.
What does a robot do when it gets mud on its shoe? It reboots.
I saw Dirty Harry put what looked like some mud in a kiln and said, “Go ahead, bake my clay”…
Was out cycling and someone told me that one of my mud flaps had fallen off. I said I’d carry on rear guardless.
Got stopped by the police in France because the number 9 on my registration was obscured by mud. He let me go and said he could see I had a neuf on my plate.
If you like these mud jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.