Month: June 2013

Puntastic Friday

A box keeps popping up on my screen for double-glazing. I think it’s a windows update.

As always,  Friday is cheesy pun day, and on this particular Friday, I have the pleasure of the company of Mike, for whom most of these puns were originally collected.  As normal, these may not be original, modern, or even funny, but at least they are puntastic….       A man goes into a… Continue reading Puntastic Friday

More puns

I was in a hotel lobby today, and told the guy behind the desk that I was there for the Twitter conference. He said "Follow me"...

Friday means bad joke day here as normal, and here are a collection of one liners mainly based on puns that are old, unoriginal and more likely to raise a groan than a laugh…  So here are some more puns….     I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.  … Continue reading More puns

Cheesy One-liners: It’s Friday

Went to Doctor and said I keep singing Delilah. The doctor said "It's Tom Jones Syndrome". I asked "Is it common?" He said, "It's Not Unusual"...

As normal for a Friday, here are some cheesy one-liners for those who like really bad puns that are old and more likely to raise a groan than a laugh…       Went to Doctor and said I keep singing Delilah. The doctor  said “It’s Tom Jones Syndrome”.  I asked “Is it common?”  He… Continue reading Cheesy One-liners: It’s Friday

More Friday one line puns…

I've searched everywhere for an old vinyl U2 album I've got somewhere, but I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For...

As normal, here are a series of pretty awful, unoriginal one line puns based jokes to keep you entertained on a Friday…. and of course they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Had to give up my job at the dress alteration company. Apparently I didn’t turn up enough.  … Continue reading More Friday one line puns…