This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Minecraft Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Weird thing about food in Minecraft is that it all tastes very gamey.
How do Minecraft players stay fit? They run around the block.
Why don’t Ender Dragons like reading books? They always start at the end.
Why are there no cars in Minecraft? All of the streets are blocked off.
How do Minecraft players measure their shoe size? In square feet.
Where do miners in Minecraft sleep? On bed-rocks.
Minecraft Steve walks into a bar. The barman says “we don’t serve miners”.
Wondered how to set up a shop in Minecraft, then I realised you just have to mine your own business.
Went to a Minecraft Creeper party once. It was a blast.
Got the latest Minecraft update. It’s groundbreaking.
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