Zombie Jokes

Saw some undead cheese. It was zom-brie.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Zombie Jokes… As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Going to the Rockies on holiday, and I’ve been told that in the event of a bear attack, play dead. To avoid any risks, I’m going to dress as a… Continue reading Zombie Jokes

Navy Jokes

Got a twelve inch sub. Just about enough space for my two navy mice.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Navy Jokes… As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… The reason why Swedish naval ships display bar codes on their hulls is so that, when they return to harbour, they can Scandinavian… “I saw a chap with a big… Continue reading Navy Jokes

Drawer Jokes

Filed my nails earlier. They're in the "N" drawer.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Drawer Jokes… As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A kitchen knife and fork had a race. Who won? Neither, it ended in a drawer. Friend kept going on about what they should do with their new spare drawer.… Continue reading Drawer Jokes

Comb Jokes

I've written a book about my hair styles, and how I combed my hair as a teenager is the worst part.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Comb Jokes… As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Bought a bald friend a comb for his birthday. He says he’ll never part with it. A lorry load of wigs have been stolen. Police are combing that area. I’ve… Continue reading Comb Jokes

Stripe Jokes

Friend of mine keeps trying to paint black and white stripes on my back. Wish he'd stop badgering me.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Stripe Jokes… As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I wonder if zebras appear more slender than they actually are because of how they wear their stripes? In the local police station and saw an officer… Continue reading Stripe Jokes