Castle Jokes

I sleep in a castle once every two weeks. It's my fort night.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Castle Jokes. You may need some defense from these… Of course, they come with the usual lack of guarantee of funniness or originality.       Dracula has moved out of his castle for a few weeks.  It’s getting a revamp.   I tried reading… Continue reading Castle Jokes

Pizza Jokes

How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate pizza long before it was cool.

I had a pizza earlier in the week, and for some reason, it made me think that pizza would be a good topic for the jokes this week. Anyway, here are some pizza jokes, although without an extra topping of either originality or humour…       I was arguing with a friend in Pizza… Continue reading Pizza Jokes

Tomato Jokes

I like to put coriander on my blended tomatoes. It's soup herb.

Last week, a page all about potatoes, and with an equal lack of reason, this week a page of tomato jokes.  I have left out a couple of the really obvious ones, but still as much corn as tomato here.  Don’t expect too much originality or humour as always, and stand far enough away if… Continue reading Tomato Jokes

Potato Jokes

A friend was in a band called the Powdered Potatoes. They had a smash hit.

There’s no particular reason for the topic of this week’s puns, so here is a page of potato jokes.  They may chip away at you…  As normal, don’t expect them to be too funny or original….       You never see King Edwards or Jersey Royals presenting sport on TV. Only Common Taters.  … Continue reading Potato Jokes