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Screen Jokes

Went on an online video call and a picture of a can of spam appeared on my screen. Think it was a zoom meat tin.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Screen Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Took me a while to get used to email, I used to stick stamps to the screen. I’ve just changed my screen size to 1366 x 766. It’s my New Year resolution.… Continue reading Screen Jokes

Waffle Jokes

Good waffles are like good cricket teams. You need a good batter.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Waffle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I bought a waffle iron the other day. Get really annoyed with wrinkled waffles. I can tell I’m feeling hungry when I use loads of hashtags because they look like waffles. The… Continue reading Waffle Jokes

Relish Jokes

I invented a relish, and it's selling well. It's my main sauce of income.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Relish Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend is making me a burger for dinner. I’m relishing it. I invented a relish, and it’s selling well. It’s my main sauce of income. Walked into a business meeting the… Continue reading Relish Jokes

Microphone Jokes

Hired someone to do a motivational talk. He came in, stood at the microphone, stared at us and left. We were left speechless.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Microphone Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Congratulations to all those finishing university at the moment. A friend just got his Microphone degree, graduating with a 1 2 1 2… Swallowed a hidden microphone once, ended up with a… Continue reading Microphone Jokes

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