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Relish Jokes

I invented a relish, and it's selling well. It's my main sauce of income.
I invented a relish, and it's selling well. It's my main sauce of income.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Relish Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

A friend is making me a burger for dinner. I’m relishing it.

I invented a relish, and it’s selling well. It’s my main sauce of income.

Walked into a business meeting the other week, put a kebab on the desk and said “we really have to think about strategy”. One of my colleagues asked “what’s with the kebab?” I said “salad and a little relish”.

I got asked to put relish on the shopping list. Now I can’t read any of it.

Someone told me I looked like a bottle of relish. I took it as a condiment.

Saw some relish on a motorbike. It was trying to ketchup with its friends.

Put some relish on my best pickle. It’s a big dill.

Tried a green coloured relish. It was mint.

When it comes to relish, I always confuse chutney and pickle. It makes me chuckle.

I’m surrounded by jars of pickled vegetable relish. It’s like Piccalilli Circus here.

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