This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Relish Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A friend is making me a burger for dinner. I’m relishing it.
I invented a relish, and it’s selling well. It’s my main sauce of income.
Walked into a business meeting the other week, put a kebab on the desk and said “we really have to think about strategy”. One of my colleagues asked “what’s with the kebab?” I said “salad and a little relish”.
I got asked to put relish on the shopping list. Now I can’t read any of it.
Someone told me I looked like a bottle of relish. I took it as a condiment.
Saw some relish on a motorbike. It was trying to ketchup with its friends.
Put some relish on my best pickle. It’s a big dill.
Tried a green coloured relish. It was mint.
When it comes to relish, I always confuse chutney and pickle. It makes me chuckle.
I’m surrounded by jars of pickled vegetable relish. It’s like Piccalilli Circus here.
If you like these relish jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.