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Penguin Jokes

Saw an emperor penguin wearing a toga. Think it was Julius Freezer.

It was World Penguin Day earlier this week, so Penguin Jokes seems a fitting a topic as ever for this week’s puns. I’m a big fan of penguins, and you can see me feeding some of them here. As normal, these jokes come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     How do penguins… Continue reading Penguin Jokes

Rice Jokes

I can tell I'm having a bad day when even my Rice Krispies don't talk to me.

I was out for dinner last night thinking about a topic for this week’s puns and rice jokes came to mind. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.       I opened my birthday card and rice poured out everywhere. It was from Uncle Ben.   I was at a… Continue reading Rice Jokes

Reunion Jokes

Of all the reunions I've been to, the best was that of the Wagon Wheels delivery drivers. That took the biscuit.

I went to a reunion this week of some old colleagues and friends, some of whom I hadn’t seen in ages.  It was a lovely evening, and the subject of jokes came up, and it was suggested that perhaps the evening could inspire a page here, hence here are some Reunion Jokes.  Unfortunately this page… Continue reading Reunion Jokes

Bacon Jokes

I saw a fir tree with bacon growing from it the other day. Turned out to be a porkypine.

A breakfast inspired topic for this week’s puns, all on the theme of bacon jokes. They may have come as inspiration as I was working out what to have to start the day earlier in the week….   As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A bacon sandwich… Continue reading Bacon Jokes

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