A breakfast inspired topic for this week’s puns, all on the theme of bacon jokes. They may have come as inspiration as I was working out what to have to start the day earlier in the week…. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A bacon sandwich walks into a pub. The barman says “sorry, we don’t serve food here”.
What is a frog’s favourite flavour of crisp? Croaky bacon.
The difference between France’s bacon and Frances Bacon? One comes from belly pork, the other from the belle epoque.
Bought a new HP printer recently. The ink is a bit funny but tastes great on a bacon sandwich.
Got attacked by a bacon tree the other day. Turned out to be a hambush.
I saw a fir tree with bacon growing from it the other day. Turned out to be a porkypine.
What do you call a Scottish piece of bacon? Ham-ish.
What do you call dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon? Jurassic Pork.
Some friends are debating the best way to make a bacon toastie. I’m playing Breville’s advocate.
Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon? Pulled Pork.
Last week’s remote control jokes are here.
If you like these bacon jokes, then there is an alphabetical list of joke topics over here.