turned out to be a porkypine

Bacon Jokes

A breakfast inspired topic for this week’s puns, all on the theme of bacon jokes. They may have come as inspiration as I was working out what to have to start the day earlier in the week….   As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…




A bacon sandwich walks into a pub. The barman says “sorry, we don’t serve food here”.


What is a frog’s favourite flavour of crisp? Croaky bacon.


The difference between France’s bacon and Frances Bacon? One comes from belly pork, the other from the belle epoque.


Bought a new HP printer recently. The ink is a bit funny but tastes great on a bacon sandwich.


Got attacked by a bacon tree the other day. Turned out to be a hambush.


I saw a fir tree with bacon growing from it the other day. Turned out to be a porkypine.


What do you call a Scottish piece of bacon? Ham-ish.


What do you call dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon? Jurassic Pork.


Some friends are debating the best way to make a bacon toastie. I’m playing Breville’s advocate.


Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?


What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon? Pulled Pork.




Last week’s remote control jokes are here.

If you like these bacon jokes, then there is an alphabetical list of joke topics over here.

And you can have a joke like these delivered on the hour, every hour now by following us on Twitter or liking us on Facebook.