Songwriter Jokes

Invested my royalties from writing songs for The Cult in an overseas animal hospital It is a Seychelles Sanctuary

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Songwriter Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I’ve entered a competition to write a song for Abba. There’s no second prize, the winner takes it all. There’s a photo of me writing a song for REM.… Continue reading Songwriter Jokes

Hail Jokes

Now I am a bit rusty

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Hail Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       What’s worse for traffic than when it’s foggy? When it’s hailing taxis. The most common weather report in the Roman empire? Hail, Caesar. There are hailstones the size of… Continue reading Hail Jokes

Nose Jokes

my eye jokes are cornea

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Nose Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A friend has an excellent nose for wine. It’s shaped like a corkscrew. Entered a nose wiping competition but was disqualified. Can’t believe I blew it. I could tell… Continue reading Nose Jokes

Sloth Jokes

Id tell you a joke about a sloth crossing the road but it would take too long

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sloth Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I watched a gif of a sloth for three minutes yesterday before I realised it was an image. A scientist has managed to cross a sloth and a human.… Continue reading Sloth Jokes