This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Songwriter Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I’ve entered a competition to write a song for Abba. There’s no second prize, the winner takes it all. There’s a photo of me writing a song for REM.… Continue reading Songwriter Jokes
Month: March 2021
Hail Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Hail Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What’s worse for traffic than when it’s foggy? When it’s hailing taxis. The most common weather report in the Roman empire? Hail, Caesar. There are hailstones the size of… Continue reading Hail Jokes
Nose Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Nose Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend has an excellent nose for wine. It’s shaped like a corkscrew. Entered a nose wiping competition but was disqualified. Can’t believe I blew it. I could tell… Continue reading Nose Jokes
Sloth Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sloth Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I watched a gif of a sloth for three minutes yesterday before I realised it was an image. A scientist has managed to cross a sloth and a human.… Continue reading Sloth Jokes