Month: August 2018

Post Office Jokes

Got stuck for ages behind Satan in the queue at the Post Office. For the devil takes many forms.

I recently saw a series of puns about the mail service and thought that a good topic for this week’s puns and one liners might be Post Office Jokes. As normal, their delivery comes with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A friend wants to give up being a postman to become… Continue reading Post Office Jokes

Bread Jokes

I was confused when I was given a stroppy John Lennon impersonator in the bakery. I said "That's not a croissant, it's an angry Beetle"....

The theme for this week’s puns and one liners in Bread Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I’ve made a really hot breakfast, but I’m not one to blow my own crumpet.   A truck has overturned near the local bakery and spilled its load. Police… Continue reading Bread Jokes

Quiet Jokes

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the p is silent.

Those who know me will know that “quiet” is not a word that normally springs to mind when thinking about me, so perhaps slightly out of character, here are some quiet jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality….       Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?… Continue reading Quiet Jokes

Key Jokes

I’m writing a song about getting my door lock replaced. There’s a key change at the end.

The theme for this week’s puns and one liners is key jokes, but as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Hopefully they will open a few doors to humour for you.       My laptop is missing a key. I lost ctrl.   I’m writing a song about getting my… Continue reading Key Jokes

Hospital Jokes

I tried playing hide and seek in the hospital, but they kept finding me in the ICU.

This week’s puns and one liners all have a medical theme, so here are some hospital jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Who’s the coolest person in the hospital? The Ultra Sound guy. Who stands in for him when he’s on leave? The Hip Replacement Guy.… Continue reading Hospital Jokes