This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Alphabet Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Consonant please. Now a vowel. And another consonant. Alphabeti Spaghetti can take a long time to serve in my house. I’ve invented alphabet butter. Now just need to spread the word. Someone… Continue reading Alphabet Jokes
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Hoop Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Hoop Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Friend’s dog just got a place in a canine display team. It wasn’t easy, he had to jump through hoops to get it. Bought a hula hoop and it kept attacking people.… Continue reading Hoop Jokes
Knitting Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Knitting Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend with knitting needles told me he has a pattern for sunglasses. I think he’s trying to pull the wool over my eyes. A police officer spotted a man driving along… Continue reading Knitting Jokes
Alice in Wonderland Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Alice in Wonderland Jokes. It’s timely, as the book was set on 4th May, a date these days associated with another fictional world of wonder. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… “My girlfriend keeps telling me I’m like a character… Continue reading Alice in Wonderland Jokes
Tortoise Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tortoise Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… The police interviewed a sloth who was mugged by some tortoises. He said, “it all happened so quickly”. I’ve discovered the secret of a long life. Be born as a giant tortoise.… Continue reading Tortoise Jokes
Rumour Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Rumour Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Heard a rumour that the local dentists are going on strike. Brace yourselves… Heard a rumour of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth. I heard a rumour that… Continue reading Rumour Jokes
Violin Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Violin Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Apparently Karl Marx’s toilet plays music when it flushes because of the violins inherent in the cistern. Saw an advert for a really quiet violin on eBay. No strings attached. Local pub… Continue reading Violin Jokes
Tickle Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tickle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What’s small, white and laughs a lot in salads? A tickled onion. Finally found out how you make a giant squid laugh. Ten tickles. I used some magic to make some fog… Continue reading Tickle Jokes
Degree Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Degree Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… The recipe said “place the stew in the oven at 180 degrees”. Now it’s poured all over the place. I always find square rooms are very hot. All the corners are 90… Continue reading Degree Jokes
Bald Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bald Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A bald friend had some rabbits tattooed on his head. They look like hares from a distance. Bought a bald friend a comb for his birthday. He says he’ll never part with… Continue reading Bald Jokes