Puncture Jokes

Went on a mindfulness retreat to lose the stress after getting a puncture. I learned the true meaning of letting go.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Puncture Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got a puncture, used to cost 50p to reinflate it, now it’s £1. The price of inflation. Someone keeps puncturing tyres on cars around here. Police are looking tyrelessly for him. Got… Continue reading Puncture Jokes