This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Chest Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
My resolution is to travel about and plant horse chestnut trees everywhere. It’s part of my plan to conker the nation.
A friend has covered his head and chest in tattoos of Star Wars characters. You should see the Luke on his face.
A rugby player goes to the physio and says “it hurts when I touch my arm, my chest or my leg”. The physio says “you’ve broken your finger”.
Went to a Board Game themed Fancy Dress competition, but knew I wasn’t going to win with my incomplete Monopoly themed outfit. I had no chance. Or Community Chest.
My cardiologist friend keeps sending me x-rays of his chest. A bit weird I know but it just shows his heart is in the right place.
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. But that’s just how I roll.
What says “chest, chest, chest, chest?” A Tyrannosaurus signing “Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes”.
My friend asked me to finish his drawing of a bird. He had already drawn the head, chest and legs. To be honest, I just winged it.
I wasn’t a fan of chest hair, then it grew on me.
Lawyers often don’t put their underwear in a chest of drawers. They use a brief case.
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