Month: March 2025

Horn Jokes

Thought I saw a horse with an antler, then I realised it was a unique horn.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Horn Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Saw a rhino made out of pastry, with a cream horn. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Hornaments… Why do cows have cow bells? Because their horns don’t work. What… Continue reading Horn Jokes

Zero Jokes

Love it when my partner quietly says "zero, null, ziltch, naught" to me. Whispering sweet nothings.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Zero Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Did you hear about the snowman who got cooled down to absolute zero? He’s 0K now. What’s red and invisible? No tomatoes. Love it when my partner quietly says “zero, null, ziltch,… Continue reading Zero Jokes

Pass Jokes

How did Scrooge manage to score the winning the goal? The ghost of Christmas passed…

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pass Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Not to say that my wifi is rubbish but I get more bandwidth standing on the roof connecting to the internet on bypassing planes. Misheard my friend when they asked for lipstick… Continue reading Pass Jokes

Quarter Jokes

I went in to a bar in the US and saw a load of quarters and dimes on the bar. I thought "that makes a lot of cents".

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Quarter Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I went in to a bar in the US and saw a load of quarters and dimes on the bar. I thought “that makes a lot of cents”. I bet on a… Continue reading Quarter Jokes