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Spray Jokes

A lorry carrying a load of sinus sprays has crashed on the M6. Police say there will be no congestion in the area for 4 hours.

Wouldn’t it be great to have a Joke Spray? Just press here for some puns… No idea why, but the topic for this week’s one liners is Spray Jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee with hilarity or originality. The closest we have to a joke spray is an hourly joke delivered on… Continue reading Spray Jokes

Berry Jokes

Why can't you make a crumble with 3.14 blackberries? Because that would be a pi.

There are still some berries on the trees in my garden, keeping the squirrels and other animals fed as autumn moves towards winter, so here are some berry jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… And if you like berry based humour, there is a page of banana jokes –… Continue reading Berry Jokes

Cafe Jokes

I was in the local Karma Cafe the other night. There were no main courses on the menu. Just desserts.

I spent a lot of one day this week sitting in a cafe, so that seemed as good a topic as any for this week’s puns and one liners. Here are some cafe jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I was sitting in a cafe… Continue reading Cafe Jokes

Leaf Jokes

I saw a leaf that was in the shape of a chicken. Apparently it’s from a poultree.

It’s autumn – or fall, to use the old English word – and as leaves are falling from the trees and giving us a wonderfully colourful autumnal carpet, what better topic for this week’s puns and one liners than Leaf Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.      … Continue reading Leaf Jokes

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