Month: February 2025

Cream Jokes

A friend of mine isn't sure whether he believes in the existence of creamy alcoholic drinks. He's eggnogstic.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cream Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Turned up at a fancy dress party as sponge, jelly, custard and cream half an hour before anyone else arrived. I was a trifle early. Friend went for a job at a… Continue reading Cream Jokes

Dust Jokes

I've moved the dustpan from the utility room to the cupboard and the vacuum cleaner to the basement. More sweeping changes to come.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Dust Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Group of guys covered in coal dust walk into a bar. The barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve miners”. Since a bit of my piano got dirty it only plays music from… Continue reading Dust Jokes

Pin Jokes

When do soldiers get pinned down? When they are under a tack.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pin Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Had a night out with Spinal Tap. We went eleven pin bowling. If you can’t hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling. A man wearing a tie… Continue reading Pin Jokes

Stone Jokes

Got a copy of a Stone Roses from a bloke in the pub, think it was a pyrite copy.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Stone Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Fossils never change their plans, they’re always set in stone. There are hailstones the size of golf balls hitting the windows here. We’ve got a hole in one. Was going to make… Continue reading Stone Jokes