Month: August 2023

Jump Jokes

A friend of mine hurt himself trying to jump over a wall whilst dressed as a clown. It was his own stupid vault.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Jump Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Really don’t like it when someone jumps in the elevator and presses all the buttons. It’s wrong on so many levels. Friend’s dog just got a place in a canine display team.… Continue reading Jump Jokes

Nut Jokes

A friend of mine has started the new trendy Squirrel Diet. It's just nuts.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Nut Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Did a great palindrome swap. A nut for a jar of tuna. A friend asked what an acorn is. I said, “in a nut shell, it’s an oak tree”. I had to… Continue reading Nut Jokes

Encyclopedia Jokes

A friend was arrested for stealing a copy of an encyclopedia. He told the police that he could explain everything.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Encyclopedia Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Where’s the best place to find out about chickens? In a hencyclopedia. I put my encyclopedia in the fridge to get some cold hard facts. I love the audio version of the… Continue reading Encyclopedia Jokes

Election Jokes

Local bees are voting. They're all heading to the pollen station.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Election Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I was going to vote for better slides in parks in the local election, but unfortunately I live in a swing constituency. Weird election result where everyone has to say “aaah” like… Continue reading Election Jokes