Nettle Jokes

Local police have just planted a huge collection of nettles. They're going to be used in a sting operation.
Local police have just planted a huge collection of nettles. They're going to be used in a sting operation.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Nettle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

I got stung by nettles recently. He over charged me for the full Bergerac VHS set.

The most stinging plant based rock is Heavy Nettle.

Someone asked me if I could prevent nettle stings and marks. I said I didn’t make rash decisions.

I spent ages looking at pictures of sea nettles, then I decided to sea kelp.

I am being introduced someone who only eats nettle soup. I’ve never met herbivore.

I take pictures of sad nettles to help to cheer them up. It’s photosympathise.

I’ve realised I’m not a gardener, I’m actually a nettle whisperer.

Heard rock music coming from a field with a giant weed in it. Turned out it was heavy nettle.

A programmer I know tried gardening and wanted to get rid of some nettles, but didn’t have root access.

Local police have just planted a huge collection of nettles. They’re going to be used in a sting operation.

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