Month: March 2026

Grill Jokes

Surprised to James Bond at a local barbecue. Apparently he has a license to grill.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Grill Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I always get a stomach pain after I eat an overcooked grilled cheese sandwich. I think I’m black toast intolerant. My local gents hairdresser has been handing out grilled sausages to those… Continue reading Grill Jokes

Coupon Jokes

Which gangster was always trying to get a good discount? Al Coupon.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Coupon Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got upset when I couldn’t find any scissors to cut a coupon out of a newspaper. I was reduced to tears. Tried to use a coupon to scrape the ice off my… Continue reading Coupon Jokes

Crow Jokes

Some people think a group of crows is always called a murder. It's actually only when there is probable caws.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of XXXXX Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Before the invention of the crowbar, crows used to drink at home. I met a lawyer crow once. He had caws for concern. I used to think that crows and ravens with… Continue reading Crow Jokes

Frame Jokes

I like telekinetic snooker, but you do have to be in the right frame of mind.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Frame Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I keep turning the TV on half way through a frame of snooker. I just can’t get a break. My painting is innocent. It was framed! My boss asked me for a… Continue reading Frame Jokes