This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Lighthouse Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Got a friend who is a lighthouse keeper. Only does a token amount of ironing.
I live in a lighthouse. It’s made of cardboard.
My friend was sacked as a lighthouse keeper. He was struggling to sleep so he turned the light out.
“Thar she glows!” – A pirate seeing a lighthouse.
Turned off all the lights last Halloween to avoid Trick or Treaters. My lighthouse, my rules.
I have been working on converting a lighthouse. The project has been on and off for years.
The answer to “how many people does it take to change a lightbulb” depends on whether you are talking to a lighthouse keeper.
What did the ocean say to the lighthouse? Nothing, it just waved.
Apparently a lot of lighthouse keepers go in to a second career on the stage. They just enjoy the spotlight.
It’s so cold and foggy outside that I kept making mistakes when using the lighthouse controls. I think that it’s the early stages of typothermia.
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