This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Elbow Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I asked for a tattoo of flames on from my wrist to my elbow but the artist didn’t have a fire arms certificate.
Asked the surgeon if I would be able to play the violin after the operation on my elbow. He said yes, which is good, as I couldn’t play it before.
I damaged my elbow but two friends managed to fix it. It was a joint effort.
One elbow bone says to another, “how did we end up meeting in a joint like this?”
My lack of knowledge about Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ Elbow.
A rugby player goes to the physio and says “it hurts when I touch my arm, my chest or my elbow”. The physio says “you’ve broken your finger”.
Wasn’t sure whether I prefer my elbows or my ankles so I decided that they were in joint first place.
Annoyed that I wasn’t able to get a tattoo of Paddington on one bicep and of Winnie the Pooh below the elbow. I’ve got the right to bear arms.
Saw a knight wearing a jacket with lots of shoulders and elbows on it. Apparently it was his coat of arms.
Why did the doctor laugh at the X-ray of an elbow? He found it humerus.
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