This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Silent Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the p is silent.
A friend of mine told me they wanted a ring. I told them to take their phone off silent.
Why is a pantomime often just called a panto? Because mime is silent.
Why did the elf turn his phone to silent? He was bored of the rings.
Forgot to go the dress rehearsal of a silent film I was supposed to be in. Mime mistake.
I’ve invented a new game called Silent Tennis. It’s like regular tennis but without the racquet.
The word queue is just the letter q with a series of other letters waiting silently in a line.
Had a silent disco at home and the mime next door came round to complain about it.
Auditioned for a role in a silent version of Oliver Twist and got it. It’s brilliant, I can’t ask for more.
“Saw a really old film in a seaside town in Devon.”
“Torquay?”
“No, a silent one. “
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