Month: November 2023

Dalek Jokes

Which Dalek tried to get rid of James Bond? Skaromanga

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Dalek Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Called the local council to ask about their plans to prevent Dalek attack. They said steps had been put in place. A dalek was on the Great Skaro Bake Off and was… Continue reading Dalek Jokes

Factory Jokes

I put in a lot of extra hours at work and ended up getting sacked from the clock factory.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Factory Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Heard a huge bang at the cheese factory and suddenly the only thing left was de Brie. I worked in a cardboard box factory but it folded. I’d love a job doing… Continue reading Factory Jokes

University Jokes

So happy that my student loan got me through university. I don't know how I can ever repay them.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of University Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Local giraffe graduated early from university. He was head and shoulders above his class. Congratulations to all those finishing university at the moment. A friend just got his Microphone degree, graduating with… Continue reading University Jokes

Architect Jokes

I don't use sandwich architects, I prefer to use sub contractors.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Architect Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I wanted to be an architect but I sprained my angle. Wanted someone to design a big boat for me to carry some animals, so I consulted with an arkitect. Asked an… Continue reading Architect Jokes