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Squeak Jokes

What goes snap, crackle and squeak? Mice Krispies.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Squeak Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Friend told me he had set up business washing mice and rats. Thought it was dodgy at first, then realised it was squeaky clean. Couldn’t find engine oil for… Continue reading Squeak Jokes

Swing Jokes

Friend of mine got a job designing swings and slides. He's a park-itect.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Swing Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I was going to vote for better slides in parks in the local election, but unfortunately I live in a swing constituency. A friend used to swing across the… Continue reading Swing Jokes

Bone Jokes

The most musical parts of your skeleton are your trom-bones

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bone Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Yorkshire chap asks a goldsmith to make a statue of his dog. Goldsmith asks “Eighteen carat?”. He replies, “Nay, chewing a bone”. A friend of mine was destined to… Continue reading Bone Jokes

Dough Jokes

I asked Yoda what he recommended between the unbaked bread, the fried dessert, or the banoffee from the menu. He said "Dough or doughnut. There is no pie".

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Dough Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A friend uses electric dough to make bread. It’s not what he wants, it’s watt he kneads. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. I’ve… Continue reading Dough Jokes

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