This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Squeak Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Friend told me he had set up business washing mice and rats. Thought it was dodgy at first, then realised it was squeaky clean. Couldn’t find engine oil for… Continue reading Squeak Jokes
Month: May 2021
Swing Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Swing Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I was going to vote for better slides in parks in the local election, but unfortunately I live in a swing constituency. A friend used to swing across the… Continue reading Swing Jokes
Bone Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bone Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Yorkshire chap asks a goldsmith to make a statue of his dog. Goldsmith asks “Eighteen carat?”. He replies, “Nay, chewing a bone”. A friend of mine was destined to… Continue reading Bone Jokes
Dough Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Dough Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend uses electric dough to make bread. It’s not what he wants, it’s watt he kneads. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. I’ve… Continue reading Dough Jokes