This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Squeak Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Friend told me he had set up business washing mice and rats. Thought it was dodgy at first, then realised it was squeaky clean.
Couldn’t find engine oil for my car so I used Omega 3 to stop it squeaking. The improvement was only super fish oil.
A lawyer complained his baggage was squeaking so someone put oil on the handle. He was going to sue them but he dropped the case.
The slide kept squeaking so I covered it in oil, but I think it’s starting to fall apart. It’s a slippery slope.
Heard a high pitched noise from the lemon in my fruit bowl. I think it was a pip squeak.
Not only does my mouse squeak, so does my keyboard.
What goes snap, crackle and squeak? Mice Krispies.
Went to the Museum of Helium. I can’t speak highly enough about it.
Washing up liquid for mice: Bubble and Squeak.
My car is really old and lots of the joints make squeaking noises. I think it’s carthritis.
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