This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mars Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Opened a mars bar once. Discovered martians love gin.
I’ve got two mars bars, three snickers, a twix and a flake. Somehow, I’m just not cut out to be a bounty hunter.
The best people to send to colonise Mars are economists. They enjoy housing bubbles.
Where do you leave your spaceship when you visit Mars? At a parking meteor.
Best way to scheule a trip to Mars: planet.
The first astronauts to go to Mars at least won’t be hungry for the first part of the journey, they head off with a big launch.
Read a book about the relatively low gravity on Mars. Couldn’t put it down.
The reason that no one has got to Mars yet is that the first person selected was a procrastanaut.
How to colonise Mars: :M:a:r:s:
Chocolate has really gone up in price. I bought a milky way, a galaxy and a mars. It was astronomical.
If you like these Mars jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.