Mars Jokes

How to colonise Mars: :M:a:r:s:
How to colonise Mars: :M:a:r:s:

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mars Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…


Opened a mars bar once. Discovered martians love gin.

I’ve got two mars bars, three snickers, a twix and a flake. Somehow, I’m just not cut out to be a bounty hunter.

The best people to send to colonise Mars are economists. They enjoy housing bubbles.

Where do you leave your spaceship when you visit Mars? At a parking meteor.

Best way to scheule a trip to Mars: planet.

The first astronauts to go to Mars at least won’t be hungry for the first part of the journey, they head off with a big launch.

Read a book about the relatively low gravity on Mars. Couldn’t put it down.

The reason that no one has got to Mars yet is that the first person selected was a procrastanaut.

How to colonise Mars: :M:a:r:s:

Chocolate has really gone up in price. I bought a milky way, a galaxy and a mars. It was astronomical.


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