Tag: space

Satellite Jokes

When a satellite falls to earth, do newspapers publish its orbituary?

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Satellite Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… There aren’t many decent satellite jokes. Most go over your head. What do you call a robot that changes the direction of a satellite? R2 Detour. A satellite dish married an aerial.… Continue reading Satellite Jokes

Mars Jokes

How to colonise Mars: :M:a:r:s:

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mars Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Opened a mars bar once. Discovered martians love gin. I’ve got two mars bars, three snickers, a twix and a flake. Somehow, I’m just not cut out to be… Continue reading Mars Jokes