Sticker Jokes

A neighbour has a sticker on their door saying "Do not ring the bell". Not sure why, just can't put my finger on it.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sticker Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I completed my toasted sandwich sticker album earlier today. It’s by Panini. The word “fragile” gets thrown around a lot recently. Particularly when written on a sticker and attached to a checked… Continue reading Sticker Jokes

Wheel Jokes

I was going to buy a car with a transparent steering wheel until someone told me to steer clear.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Wheel Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I’m quite fair skinned. I’ve got tattoos of a merry-go-round, dodgems and a ferris wheel. What has three wheels and goes at speed along the river bed? A motorbike and side carp.… Continue reading Wheel Jokes

Rope Jokes

I'm struggling to get the slack out of a rope even after instruction. I guess some things just can't be taut.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Rope Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Local tightrope walker was unable to change his insurance because of his outstanding balance. Just joined the local church’s bell ringing group. They said they would show me the ropes. A friend… Continue reading Rope Jokes

Bang Jokes

I asked the scientist at the end of his talk what happened before the Big Bang. He said, "sorry, no time".

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bang Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Banged my head on a low bridge. Would have been ok if viaduct. My kettle is making banging sounds like thunder. I think a storm is brewing. I heard loud bangs coming… Continue reading Bang Jokes