This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bang Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Banged my head on a low bridge. Would have been ok if viaduct.
My kettle is making banging sounds like thunder. I think a storm is brewing.
I heard loud bangs coming from my loft. It was very drum attic.
A pyrotechnic expert friend of mine lost his job after the fireworks didn’t go off in the right sequence. That’s bang out of order.
I asked the scientist at the end of his talk what happened before the Big Bang. He said, “sorry, no time”.
My neighbour banged on my door at 3am this morning, no idea why. Luckily I was awake practicing my drumming at the time.
Heard a huge bang at the cheese factory and suddenly the only thing left was de Brie.
I was told that velociraptors don’t like loud bangs but another dino might.
Saw an Abba tribute band on the local high street, really loud bangs. You could hear the drums from Nandos.
Just bought into a new cryptocurrency based on the banging sounds you can make on your computer. It’s a sound investment.
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